56 (The Little Whirlwind)

[her_mouse_jesty]

[Video/Action for those in Olivine!

Minnie is sitting on the front porch of her home/inn, with Walt the Charizard sleepily resting his head on her lap. She strokes his 'horns' as the Pokegear turns on.]

Hello, everyone. I hope you're all having a good day. I was just talking with a new friend, and she made me want to do 'that' again... By which I mean, share fairy tales! My home has so many fairy tales, and I love telling them to others. So if you'd like to hear one, just say so, and I'll spin a story with you!

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oh my god I am laughing so hard I can't

[explosivecombat]

Well, that was [pragmatic resourceful logical exactly what I would have done] rather cold, wasn't it?

[her_mouse_jesty]

Just like before, Aladdin would pay for this broken promise.

The Genie and Aladdin argued, and so Aladdin put the lamp aside, deciding to deal with the matter later. But that was a mistake... for when he left, Jafar seized it, and became the Genie's new master. Jafar used his first wish to become Sultan! And then his second wish to become the most powerful sorcerer in the world! With his enhanced powers, he exposed Aladdin's lies, and blasted him right out of the kingdom. He made the Sultan and the princess his slaves, making them bow to him, and even tried to force Jasmine to be his queen. The kingdom fell into despair, for they were now under the rule of a wicked and evil tyrant.

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[explosivecombat]

[...entire kingdom in despair

in like half an hour

holy shit, madam, this Jafar person is fierce]

And I'm assuming that this is where our hero discovers the error of his ways, and returns to...ah, Agrabah, wasn't it? And rescues the princess and the Sultan.

But if he was blasted clear out of the kingdom, I don't see how he was supposed to be able to save anyone, simply due to distance alo-

[explosivecombat]

[ ............... ]

[explosivecombat]

[ ...............!!! ]

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...that rug.

[her_mouse_jesty]

[She even claps a few times for you.]

Exactly right! Abu and the rug were with him, and they got him back to Agrabah! With his friends they snuck into the palace, trying to grab the lamp so they could defeat Jafar. Jasmine caught onto the plan, and trying to help, she attempted to seduce Jafar... but he saw through it, and trapped Jasmine in a giant hourglass, intending to drown her in sand! Jafar used his powers to turn into a giant snake, and wrapped around Aladdin, ready to kill him... Aladdin's friends could do nothing but watch...

But then... Aladdin said that while Jafar was the Sultan, and the most powerful sorcerer... the Genie would always be stronger than him. This made Jafar think... so he used his lash wish - "I wish to become a Genie!"

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[explosivecombat]

That...well. That is a very valid point, but Genies are bound to the whim of the master, aren't they? And if not the master, then to the...

[Ah, hold on!

HOLD ON]

[explosivecombat]

...oh, that's genius.

[her_mouse_jesty]

I told you Aladdin was clever!

Jafar turned into an all mighty and all powerful Genie... that now had his own lamp to be imprisoned in! Aladdin sent the lamp into the deepest and furthest parts of the desert so no one could ever free him. The Genie undid all of the terrible magic on the kingdom, and offered to use the last wish to turn Aladdin into a prince again. So Aladdin made his wish... to free the Genie. He loved Jasmine, but he knew the importance of promises, and couldn't live a life of lies. The Sultan was touched by this display of honesty and loyalty, and decided to make an exception. He allowed Jasmine and Aladdin to marry, and the Genie, with his new found freedom, traveled the world!

And they all lived happily ever after.

[explosivecombat]

[...............]

Well! That was certainly very interesting, and I do appreciate your taking the time to tell me.

[.........oh

oh god hang on]

Ah, did they happen to do this "happily ever after" whatnot in Agrabah, then?

[her_mouse_jesty]

Of course. Happily ever after is what your life is like when you're with those you love.

[explosivecombat]

Well, yes, I imagine so - I've never been in love, personally, so I wouldn't know, but...

[WHAT

HAPPENED

TO THAT ENTIRE COUNTRY FULL OF BRAINWASHED PEOPLE]

...ah, I suppose it's not important. Again, I do appreciate it.

[her_mouse_jesty]

I'm glad you enjoyed it. You can call me up for a story anytime, it's so much fun to share them to others.

[explosivecombat]

Perhaps I'll take you up on it sometime.

I don't have too many to offer you, unfortunately, but I could always try to remember one for you one day, if you'd like.

[her_mouse_jesty]

That would be lovely. It's a nice way to bring people closer and strengthen the bonds of friendship!

[explosivecombat]

[...you probably don't want to hear most of his stories, Minnie

friendship-strengthening they are not

but he can actually think of a few that are...less...completely goddamn horrible than the others!]

Well, then. Anytime you like.

[her_mouse_jesty]

[this friendship is such a glorious trainwreck]

Thank you so much~!

thank you so much for indulging me, this was wonderfully fun

[explosivecombat]

[THE MOST GLORIOUS...]

Of course - and do take care.

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