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[Minnie has purposely turned the Video on today, pausing in her Olivine chores to talk to her friends.]

Hello, everyone! I hope you're all having a magical day! My little home is in tip-top shape again, and it sounds like things are peaceful once more in the land of Johto and Kanto.

Now, the real reason why I'm calling is that thanks to my dear friends Ventus and Xion, I've realized even though I've almost been here for two years, I still haven't told people the real, detailed story of how my darling Mickey and I met! I thought it'd be a nice little story to share.

In my home world, the Disney Kingdom, I was the princess. I was expected to marry another member of royalty, or at least someone with a high status. I also had many knights to protect me and the kingdom... although back then, we called them musketeers. One day, I was nearly killed by a falling safe! I was so frightened that I demanded the Captain of the Musketeers, Pete, to specially assign me bodyguards until I could feel safe again.

So he brought me three musketeers to meet and approve of. First was Donald Duck, who would later became the royal mage. Then it was Goofy, who would later take Pete's place as Captain. Then... the shortest one between them, the most handsome man I'd ever seen in my life, he stepped forward... Our eyes locked, and... and...

[She dreamily sighs, leaning back so far it's really only a miracle she's still standing... And, uh... she appears to have drifted off. You may need to snap her back to reality. For those interested in Action, Minnie was supposed to be sweeping front porch of her home, but got so caught up in reminiscing that she's dancing with her broom, pretending it's her king. Walt the Charizard is napping on the sand nearby.]

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2012-06-12 00:01 (UTC)
foolishwren: i know what it is tho :) (to YOU it's a ufo)
- Posted by [personal profile] foolishwren
How long ago?

I mean, I know you guys have been AROUND awhile...

[Video]

2012-06-12 06:10 (UTC)
foolishwren: it turns out no one appreciated me saying "You got it, boss!" in an old-timey henchman voice every time anybody told me to do something (got kicked out of the BDSM scene)
- Posted by [personal profile] foolishwren
[Eighty years.... dude.]

Jeez.

If y'don't mind me saying, you two always looked GREAT for your age.

[Video]

2012-06-12 23:11 (UTC)
foolishwren: and every scar I have makes me who I am. (We were put here on earth to feel joy)
- Posted by [personal profile] foolishwren
So how'd it play out?

Did any jerks try to get in the way since Mickey wasn't royalty?

[Video]

2012-06-13 04:06 (UTC)
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)
- Posted by [personal profile] foolishwren
... Wow.

What a jerk.

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2012-06-14 03:03 (UTC)
foolishwren: you're DEEP in the "ugh god not this dude again" zone (buddy you're not even IN the friendzone)
- Posted by [personal profile] foolishwren
Ugh. People like that never do.

[Video]

2012-06-14 21:52 (UTC)
foolishwren: weinergate (muscle granny)
- Posted by [personal profile] foolishwren
[There's a momentary pause. It's not the first time Minnie's talked about being SURE there's some good left in a person, no matter how despicable the things they've done are.]

... Honestly, Minnie, some people are just lost causes.

I know it sucks, but...

[Video]

2012-06-15 03:20 (UTC)
foolishwren: there's some british kids doing really scary shit to a pig head (so i went to Mad At You Island and. um)
- Posted by [personal profile] foolishwren
[WELL... NO, NOT REALLY.]

... I guess if it were me, I'd just rather get it over with and turn my faith elsewhere instead of getting hurt over and over again.

[This is why it's a good thing MINNIE is the Disney heroine and not Heather. Heather would suuuuuck at it.]

I'm not sure how you do it.

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2012-06-15 23:23 (UTC)
foolishwren: there's bugs (remember: you're not alone)
- Posted by [personal profile] foolishwren
Minnie.

[She can't help but let out a slightly exasperated laugh.]

Pretty sure we've been through this before.

Not that I'm an expert or anything, but I'm pretty sure it takes more strength to keep on doing something like that than it does to give up.

[Video]

2012-06-15 23:52 (UTC)
foolishwren: I'm pretty sure you have the wrong number. There's no Back-That-Booty-Up Jones here. (... who is this?)
- Posted by [personal profile] foolishwren
No problem.

... What do you think it means?

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2012-06-16 16:00 (UTC)
foolishwren: Im highly fucked up. Ive been known to say rude things and watch the carnage brutally unfold (ill tell u this right now: im from hell)
- Posted by [personal profile] foolishwren
[Heather tilts her head, pausing for a moment.]

... Lightning?

[Video]

2012-06-16 18:38 (UTC)
foolishwren: P R E G A N T E (can uu get.....)
- Posted by [personal profile] foolishwren
... Why?

I mean... I know why, but... she seems pretty good at taking care of herself.

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2012-06-16 19:17 (UTC)
foolishwren: ¿En esta economía?! (TRES leches???)
- Posted by [personal profile] foolishwren
After what-- wait, what'd Team Rocket do?

[GUESS WHO'S BEEN BEHIND ON HER NETWORK CHECKIN' LATELY~!]

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