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Queen Minnie Mouse ([personal profile] her_mouse_jesty) wrote2012-07-08 08:38 am

56 (The Little Whirlwind)

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Minnie is sitting on the front porch of her home/inn, with Walt the Charizard sleepily resting his head on her lap. She strokes his 'horns' as the Pokegear turns on.]

Hello, everyone. I hope you're all having a good day. I was just talking with a new friend, and she made me want to do 'that' again... By which I mean, share fairy tales! My home has so many fairy tales, and I love telling them to others. So if you'd like to hear one, just say so, and I'll spin a story with you!
bellyshirt: (♪ I was half a virgin when I met him.)

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[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-07-10 12:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[He'll just have to take her word for it.]

Man, this story's mushy. Where's the action?

[Translation: do continue, dear madam.]
bellyshirt: (♪ Do you even go to this school?)

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[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-07-12 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
But you said he fell in love with her because he liked her voice, not because she hypnotized him with it! [Still, he's listening intently.] How did a bunch of fish break a metal locket? And doesn't the sun setting mean--wait, she's turning back into a fishperson? [Mermaid, Luke. Mermaid.] What was the point of all of that, then?!

[HO NOES]
bellyshirt: (♫ Just don't have sex. Promise?)

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[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-07-12 12:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[NICE SAVE, MINNIE.]

They stabbed her...with a boat? Why didn't she just use her magical trident to sink them?
bellyshirt: (♩ about her nose job.)

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[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-07-12 12:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, they were married? Just like that? She'd never seen her father again? She'd only been a human for three days! What if she hated it?
bellyshirt: (♩ That's just...the rules of feminism.)

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[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-07-12 12:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[Luke's life in a nutshell, right there.]

I don't get it, though. He's a prince, right? Why does he get to pick who he marries?

[Because it's a fairy tale, Luke, also your life is not, in fact, an accurate microcosm for all of human existence.]
bellyshirt: (♪ You will get pregnant and die.)

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[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-07-12 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's not thinking too deeply on it, though Minnie's free to fret if she pleases.]

I know it's just a story. But I don't get to pick. It was basically decided when were babies! It's so stupid.

[HUFF.]
bellyshirt: (♪ You can't just ask people)

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[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-07-12 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah! And she even keeps pestering me about it! I don't want to marry her, but we have to to 'maintain the royal lineage' or whatever. What a pain.

[Luke, Natalia is smart, vivacious, responsible, generous, warm-hearted and not to mention smokin' hot. Meanwhile, she has to contend with the thought of marrying you, you giant manchild. You are not the victim here.]
bellyshirt: (♪ She's fabulous but she's evil.)

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[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-07-12 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[That gives him a moment's flustered pause.]

T-true love? C'mon, that's only in fairy tales.
bellyshirt: (♪ How do you overthrow a dictator?)

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[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-07-12 01:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Really?! Your parents let you?
bellyshirt: (♪ Do you have anything pink?)

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[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-07-12 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[He makes a noise of surprise, then contemplation.]

What about...you know, the subjects and the court and stuff.

['And stuff'. He's so eloquent.]
bellyshirt: (♪ She's a life-ruiner.)

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[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-07-19 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[...now this is a story he wants to hear.]

What? How?
bellyshirt: (♫ Can I just say that we don't have)

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[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-07-21 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Well why didn't you tell that story, that sounds way more interesting than that fish-people stuff!

[Because it wouldn't have been nearly as thematically appropriate.]