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Queen Minnie Mouse ([personal profile] her_mouse_jesty) wrote2012-07-08 08:38 am

56 (The Little Whirlwind)

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Minnie is sitting on the front porch of her home/inn, with Walt the Charizard sleepily resting his head on her lap. She strokes his 'horns' as the Pokegear turns on.]

Hello, everyone. I hope you're all having a good day. I was just talking with a new friend, and she made me want to do 'that' again... By which I mean, share fairy tales! My home has so many fairy tales, and I love telling them to others. So if you'd like to hear one, just say so, and I'll spin a story with you!
bellyshirt: (♪ I used to be home-schooled.)

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[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-07-09 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Luke tilts his head away for a moment, contemplative. He didn't feel like that towards Natalia. Did the Prince in the story have a girl he was forced to marry? He thinks about his parents, about how distant his father is, about the way even his mother calls him 'His Grace'. He's not sure how much he believes in this mushy lovey-dovey stuff.]

[He doesn't really want to dwell on it.]


I guess. Whatever, you can keep going now.
bellyshirt: (♩ It's like ESPN or something.)

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[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-07-09 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Well that's easy. All she has to do is sing to the guy, right?
bellyshirt: (♩ It's social suicide.)

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[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-07-09 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, so she agreed to a deal with some shady lady who'd been banished from the kingdom, who was gonna make her a mute? Just for some guy she didn't even know the name of?

[SOUNDS AWFULLY SUSPICIOUS TO HIM.]

And why did the prince just suddenly decide to take a strange girl into the castle? You can't do that! There are guards and stuff, and protocols! They'd probably think she was diseased or something and throw her out. And how can he fall in love with a girl he's never met in three days?!
bellyshirt: (♪ I was half a virgin when I met him.)

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[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-07-10 12:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[He'll just have to take her word for it.]

Man, this story's mushy. Where's the action?

[Translation: do continue, dear madam.]
bellyshirt: (♪ Do you even go to this school?)

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[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-07-12 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
But you said he fell in love with her because he liked her voice, not because she hypnotized him with it! [Still, he's listening intently.] How did a bunch of fish break a metal locket? And doesn't the sun setting mean--wait, she's turning back into a fishperson? [Mermaid, Luke. Mermaid.] What was the point of all of that, then?!

[HO NOES]
bellyshirt: (♫ Just don't have sex. Promise?)

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[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-07-12 12:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[NICE SAVE, MINNIE.]

They stabbed her...with a boat? Why didn't she just use her magical trident to sink them?
bellyshirt: (♩ about her nose job.)

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[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-07-12 12:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, they were married? Just like that? She'd never seen her father again? She'd only been a human for three days! What if she hated it?
bellyshirt: (♩ That's just...the rules of feminism.)

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[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-07-12 12:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[Luke's life in a nutshell, right there.]

I don't get it, though. He's a prince, right? Why does he get to pick who he marries?

[Because it's a fairy tale, Luke, also your life is not, in fact, an accurate microcosm for all of human existence.]
bellyshirt: (♪ You will get pregnant and die.)

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[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-07-12 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's not thinking too deeply on it, though Minnie's free to fret if she pleases.]

I know it's just a story. But I don't get to pick. It was basically decided when were babies! It's so stupid.

[HUFF.]
bellyshirt: (♪ You can't just ask people)

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[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-07-12 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah! And she even keeps pestering me about it! I don't want to marry her, but we have to to 'maintain the royal lineage' or whatever. What a pain.

[Luke, Natalia is smart, vivacious, responsible, generous, warm-hearted and not to mention smokin' hot. Meanwhile, she has to contend with the thought of marrying you, you giant manchild. You are not the victim here.]
bellyshirt: (♪ She's fabulous but she's evil.)

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[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-07-12 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[That gives him a moment's flustered pause.]

T-true love? C'mon, that's only in fairy tales.
bellyshirt: (♪ How do you overthrow a dictator?)

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[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-07-12 01:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Really?! Your parents let you?

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