[WOMAN THIS STORY IS FULL OF LIMBS BEING WHACKED OFF AND MAGICAL CAVES THAT EAT RESOURCEFUL TEENAGERS
AND THEN THIS PARTICULAR RESOURCEFUL TEENAGER UTILIZES TRICKERY TO USE A PATHOLOGICALLY DEPRESSED MAGICAL CREATURE LIKE SOME SORT OF DRILL THAT PIERCES THE HEAVENS
ALSO THERE ARE FLYING RUGS FOR NO REASON
HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT THE STORYTELLERS IN YOUR WORLD ARE ON, BUT WHATEVER IT IS, CLEARLY IT WORKS AND IT PUTS YOU ON ONE AWESOME THREE-DAY BENDER]
At least he's charitable; I'll grant him that. Although I have to wonder exactly what he's going to use said wishes on - I mean, I'm going to assume that this is like one of those romantic movies in which he assumes that the princess can't possibly love him because of a difference in station. But he can't make her love him, according to the rules. So...?
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AND THEN THIS PARTICULAR RESOURCEFUL TEENAGER UTILIZES TRICKERY TO USE A PATHOLOGICALLY DEPRESSED MAGICAL CREATURE LIKE SOME SORT OF DRILL THAT PIERCES THE HEAVENS
ALSO THERE ARE FLYING RUGS FOR NO REASON
HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT THE STORYTELLERS IN YOUR WORLD ARE ON, BUT WHATEVER IT IS, CLEARLY IT WORKS AND IT PUTS YOU ON ONE AWESOME THREE-DAY BENDER]
At least he's charitable; I'll grant him that. Although I have to wonder exactly what he's going to use said wishes on - I mean, I'm going to assume that this is like one of those romantic movies in which he assumes that the princess can't possibly love him because of a difference in station. But he can't make her love him, according to the rules. So...?