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Queen Minnie Mouse ([personal profile] her_mouse_jesty) wrote2012-06-10 08:11 am

55 (Mickey's Surprise Party)

[Minnie has purposely turned the Video on today, pausing in her Olivine chores to talk to her friends.]

Hello, everyone! I hope you're all having a magical day! My little home is in tip-top shape again, and it sounds like things are peaceful once more in the land of Johto and Kanto.

Now, the real reason why I'm calling is that thanks to my dear friends Ventus and Xion, I've realized even though I've almost been here for two years, I still haven't told people the real, detailed story of how my darling Mickey and I met! I thought it'd be a nice little story to share.

In my home world, the Disney Kingdom, I was the princess. I was expected to marry another member of royalty, or at least someone with a high status. I also had many knights to protect me and the kingdom... although back then, we called them musketeers. One day, I was nearly killed by a falling safe! I was so frightened that I demanded the Captain of the Musketeers, Pete, to specially assign me bodyguards until I could feel safe again.

So he brought me three musketeers to meet and approve of. First was Donald Duck, who would later became the royal mage. Then it was Goofy, who would later take Pete's place as Captain. Then... the shortest one between them, the most handsome man I'd ever seen in my life, he stepped forward... Our eyes locked, and... and...

[She dreamily sighs, leaning back so far it's really only a miracle she's still standing... And, uh... she appears to have drifted off. You may need to snap her back to reality. For those interested in Action, Minnie was supposed to be sweeping front porch of her home, but got so caught up in reminiscing that she's dancing with her broom, pretending it's her king. Walt the Charizard is napping on the sand nearby.]

foolishwren: and every scar I have makes me who I am. (We were put here on earth to feel joy)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-06-12 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
So how'd it play out?

Did any jerks try to get in the way since Mickey wasn't royalty?
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-06-13 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
... Wow.

What a jerk.
foolishwren: you're DEEP in the "ugh god not this dude again" zone (buddy you're not even IN the friendzone)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-06-14 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh. People like that never do.
foolishwren: weinergate (muscle granny)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-06-14 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's a momentary pause. It's not the first time Minnie's talked about being SURE there's some good left in a person, no matter how despicable the things they've done are.]

... Honestly, Minnie, some people are just lost causes.

I know it sucks, but...
foolishwren: there's some british kids doing really scary shit to a pig head (so i went to Mad At You Island and. um)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-06-15 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
[WELL... NO, NOT REALLY.]

... I guess if it were me, I'd just rather get it over with and turn my faith elsewhere instead of getting hurt over and over again.

[This is why it's a good thing MINNIE is the Disney heroine and not Heather. Heather would suuuuuck at it.]

I'm not sure how you do it.
foolishwren: there's bugs (remember: you're not alone)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-06-15 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Minnie.

[She can't help but let out a slightly exasperated laugh.]

Pretty sure we've been through this before.

Not that I'm an expert or anything, but I'm pretty sure it takes more strength to keep on doing something like that than it does to give up.
foolishwren: I'm pretty sure you have the wrong number. There's no Back-That-Booty-Up Jones here. (... who is this?)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-06-15 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
No problem.

... What do you think it means?
foolishwren: Im highly fucked up. Ive been known to say rude things and watch the carnage brutally unfold (ill tell u this right now: im from hell)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-06-16 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Heather tilts her head, pausing for a moment.]

... Lightning?
foolishwren: P R E G A N T E (can uu get.....)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-06-16 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
... Why?

I mean... I know why, but... she seems pretty good at taking care of herself.
foolishwren: ¿En esta economía?! (TRES leches???)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-06-16 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
After what-- wait, what'd Team Rocket do?

[GUESS WHO'S BEEN BEHIND ON HER NETWORK CHECKIN' LATELY~!]
foolishwren: I feel like my room is going to fill with fog and she’s going to walk slowly towards me and I’ll be defenseless (listening 2 lana delrey @ night is scary)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-06-17 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
--What?!

[At the POKEMON CENTER?]
foolishwren: i have no clue what’s going on, ever, in any moment, at any point in time. who knows what’s going on? not me. not ever (let me just make one thing clear)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-06-19 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
... What the HELL.

Those places are supposed to be SAFE.

[She sounds both horrified and indignant.]