her_mouse_jesty | 51 (Mickey's Rival)

[Video - Minnie is in Ecruteak, holding up her gear as she walks around.]

Hello, everyone! This is a very important announcement, so I would like you all to pay attention. As some of you may not know... [She turns the gear towards the damaged theater.] ... the poor dears, the Kimono Girls, were recently attacked and their theater was ripped apart. The people behind it got away, but that doesn't mean we can't help out. With that in mind, I have a solution to help the girls!

[She whips the gear back to show her face.] In ten days, my friends and I are going to hold a play, right here in Ecruteak! We'll be performing the classic tale of Snow White live over everyone's Pokegears! It'll be a fundraiser, as we'll be asking for donations throughout the show, and all proceeds will go right to the Kimono Girls. But we can't do it alone! I'm asking for as many volunteers as we can get, to show our support for the girls!

I'll be more than happy to fly you in so you can lend a hand! And we're going to need actors and actresses to fill in the roles! The Magic Mirror, the Evil Queen, Prince Charming, The Huntsman, Snow White, and of course all seven darling little dwarfs! Oooh, this is going to be so much fun~!

((OOC: For further details, see here.))

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[She blinks, confused by the questions.]

... They need help, dear. The kind thing to do is to help them, and they've always been so nice to everyone who comes to Ecruteak.

Bein' nice and not bein' able to defend yourself are two wery different things. It's not OUR fault they weren't prepared for such a thing happenin', so why the fuck should we spare them the money for their own inadequacies? Definitely sounds like we're perpetuatin' the problem here with giwin' them hand outs.

It wasn't their fault either! How could they have ever suspected someone doing such cruel things to them? And with their theater damaged, how are they supposed to earn a living? Not to mention they were hurt! I want to help them because they're good girls, and it's very mean of you to say otherwise. We're going forward with this.

Because the world is cruel, why the hell WOULDN'T you suspect someone to stab ya in your flank? I mean honestly, if you wanna sit around and pretend that shit's gonna be peaceful and easy forewer that IS your fault.

[He rolls his eyes.]

Pffft. Like I care if I'm mean, why don't you try growin' a thicker husk?

Thinking like that... wouldn't you be afraid and angry all the time? That's no way to live. And if you don't care, then why bring this up to me in the first place? Did you really think I'd just go back on everything I just said?

[Wow way to hit the nail on the head there. He just sneers at her, brows furrowing as he just crinkles his nose in QUITE the unprincely manner.]

Pfft, afraid? How about prepared for the fuckin' world? I don't understand how you can't liwe without at least thinkin' properly. And, yeah maybe I was hopin' I'd talk some goddamn sense into ya, but it's seemin' to me that you're as dense as those girls who got attacked.

[Hey, when you come from a species that's built upon murder and deceit, it's kinda odd dealing with species that don't always think about how some person could come up and backstab ya at any moment.]

[She frowns, ready to snap at him some more... but an idea comes. And now she looks at him with pity.]

Has your life been so terrible that it's the only way you can see things now? You poor dear. I'm sorry that you've had to live such a way. I hope it can change, and I believe it can. Tell me, are your friends here with you?

[He stares in utter disbelief.]

... I wouldn't say terrible. And I don't need your fuckin' pity either. But if ya MUST know, shit hasn't exactly been the easiest, but you just deal with it and mowe the fuck on. That's what we trolls do, alright?

Edited 2012-04-07 22:03 (UTC)

Oh, a troll! I've seen some of you come and go, that does a explain a lot. Still, there's always opportunity for change.

Would you like to be my friend?

So you're familiar with us? Pffft, though the rest a them aren't exactly cut from the same cloth as me.

[After all of this, she wants to be his friend? What a weird human.]

Why exactly do you want to be my friend?

I'd like to help you, if I can. And it's always nice to have many friends!

My name is Minnie Mouse. What's yours?

I don't need any fuckin' help with anything.

[grumble grumble.]

Eridan Ampora.

It's nice to meet you, Eridan.

[She pulls back enough to show that she's curtseying.]

[He snorts at her curtesy, what an unexpected formality. A needless one at that.]

The same could be said, I suppose.

[Sorry Minnie, he's just a rude child.]

Good, we've already made progress!

How do you figure?

You said it was nice to meet me. That was kind of you.

Pffft, for all your blithe disregard for the painful truths of reality, you're not as bad as some idiots I'we come across here. That's not kind, that's statin' the facts.

You could have said 'it's not nice to meet you'. In fact, you could have chosen not to say anything or even give me your name. But you did, and you chose to, and every choice can say a lot.

[He just glares, mouth pulling into a frown. Because it's true, he could have said something rude or mean, or even hung up on her. Maybe being human for so long is making him grow soft. Eugh.]

Whatewer, you're just not worth the effort a bein' a outright bulge to, so stop trying to write it off as somethin' it SO totally isn't!

I'll take what I can get.

[She winks.]

[You are impossible, woman!]

Well you better sawor it, because that's all you're gettin'.

We'll just see about that. I don't give up easily.

You're underestimatin' my abilities on bein' a right fuckin' stubborn asshole.

And you underestimate my ability to befriend others. You're hardly the first person who's been stubborn to the idea of aiding others.

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